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Looking for a weenie to put in that linguine? You've come to the right place! What? Why are you looking at me funny? Weenies are a totally normal thing to put in linguine.
Even if you don't believe us, how can you deny how awesome this Weenie Linguine Pasta is? The Weenie Linguine Pasta is a delicious penis pasta that you can dress any way you like, just like regular pasta. (and just like regular penises?) Surprise the bachelorette by serving her favorite pasta dish ... with a twist.
The boxes of Weenie Linguine are a bit smaller than the normal boxes of pasta you buy at the supermarket, but what they lack in size they more than make up for in... penis-ness. If you want to make a recipe that all the girls at your party can eat, you may want to buy more than one box.
Free shipping on Canadian orders over $100. Flat-rate shipping is available for smaller orders and for US customers, with delivery in 1-10 business days. US orders include duties and taxes calculated at checkout. Every order ships in plain, unmarked packaging with no reference to contents, and you'll get a tracking link as soon as it's out the door.
Defective items are covered for 30 days, with select brands warrantied up to 15 years. Due to the personal nature of our products, items are final sale unless defective, no returns or exchanges.
