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Lube on repeat.
Save 15%, every order.
Lube on repeat.
Save 15%, every order.
This cyclopean dildo is "only for those" ready for the ultimate in extreme decimation.
A towering column of love at 18 inches tall and 12.5 inches in circumference, this hefty insertable will allow you to reach the absolute summit of extreme endurance. This massive schlong is a truly delicious challenge for only the most experienced.
The pvc material provides the firmness needed to drive this massive dildo home, while offering a flexibility and spring so that it moves with your body as you take it in, inch by inch.
Measurements: 18 inches in total length, 16 inches insertable, 12.5 inches in circumference. Weight 9.25 pounds.
Free shipping on Canadian orders over $100. Flat-rate shipping is available for smaller orders and for US customers, with delivery in 1-10 business days. US orders include duties and taxes calculated at checkout. Every order ships in plain, unmarked packaging with no reference to contents, and you'll get a tracking link as soon as it's out the door.
Defective items are covered for 30 days, with select brands warrantied up to 15 years. Due to the personal nature of our products, items are final sale unless defective, no returns or exchanges.

Every finger and palm has its own texture and sensation.
Stretchy material that fits most hands.
Works with any kind of lube.



