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Lube on repeat.
Save 15%, every order.
Lube on repeat.
Save 15%, every order.
The doctor is in! For a unique challenge, meet Mr. Ed, the realistic chocolate 13 Inch Cock with suction cup. This massive dong is longer and thicker than anything you've taken before. He is realistically sculpted and not for the timid. Experience 11.3 insertable inches of girth, by yourself or with a partner. The erotically thick head is 2.1 inches in diameter at the widest point. He is equipped with a strong suction cup and is harness-compatible for extreme partner play. This dong is realistically formed (veins, texture, balls and all) from Body Safe Non Porous PVC. Contains no Fragrance, Phthalate, Paraffins or Latex. clean, wash with soap and water or a toy cleaner then let air dry.
Free shipping on Canadian orders over $100. Flat-rate shipping is available for smaller orders and for US customers, with delivery in 1-10 business days. US orders include duties and taxes calculated at checkout. Every order ships in plain, unmarked packaging with no reference to contents, and you'll get a tracking link as soon as it's out the door.
Defective items are covered for 30 days, with select brands warrantied up to 15 years. Due to the personal nature of our products, items are final sale unless defective, no returns or exchanges.

Liquid silicone that feels startlingly real and never stiffens up.
Glides up and down for a realistic feel.
From veins to testicles, hard to tell from the real thing.



