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Saggy Tits Die Cut Birthday Card

Saggy Tits Die Cut Birthday Card

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A bold, hand-illustrated die-cut birthday card shaped like a pair of boobs — designed to stop customers in their tracks and make them laugh. Die-cut card shaped like boobs Premium...

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Estimated delivery between Friday, November 6 and Sunday, November 15

details & Features

A bold, hand-illustrated die-cut birthday card shaped like a pair of boobs — designed to stop customers in their tracks and make them laugh.

  • Die-cut card shaped like boobs
  • Premium 110lb matte cardstock
  • Blank inside
  • Red peel-and-stick envelope
  • Hand-illustrated original artwork (no AI), printed in the USA

Shipping, Returns & Exchanges

Free shipping on Canadian orders over $100. Flat-rate shipping is available for smaller orders and for US customers, with delivery in 1-10 business days. US orders include duties and taxes calculated at checkout. Every order ships in plain, unmarked packaging with no reference to contents, and you'll get a tracking link as soon as it's out the door.

Defective items are covered for 30 days, with select brands warrantied up to 15 years. Due to the personal nature of our products, items are final sale unless defective, no returns or exchanges.

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Our Quality

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Defective items covered for 30 days, select brands up to 15 years.
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