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Lube on repeat.
Save 15%, every order.
Lube on repeat.
Save 15%, every order.
Pierre the chef knows you only want the best quality inside you. Order whatever you want off his menu...Then take him home with you to feel all his lifelike detail. Featuring realistic skin texture, including an uncut foreskin, Pierre delivers a critic-approved sensory experience. With 5.5 inches insertable length and 1.75 inches girth, Pierre is a comfortable average size that won't leave you feeling too stuffed.
Made of phthalate-free, non-porous PVC, this dildo features a suction cup base that sticks to any smooth, flat surface and is harness compatible.
Free shipping on Canadian orders over $100. Flat-rate shipping is available for smaller orders and for US customers, with delivery in 1-10 business days. US orders include duties and taxes calculated at checkout. Every order ships in plain, unmarked packaging with no reference to contents, and you'll get a tracking link as soon as it's out the door.
Defective items are covered for 30 days, with select brands warrantied up to 15 years. Due to the personal nature of our products, items are final sale unless defective, no returns or exchanges.

Liquid silicone that feels startlingly real and never stiffens up.
Glides up and down for a realistic feel.
From veins to testicles, hard to tell from the real thing.



