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Lube on repeat.
Save 15%, every order.
Lube on repeat.
Save 15%, every order.
The doctor is in! The Mr. Mayor 9 Inch Dildo with Suction Cup boasts 6.5 insertable inches of length with a challenging 2 inches of girth. Its curved, chocolate-colored shaft widens at the base so you feel pleasantly stretched. Stick Mr. Mayor's sturdy suction cup to any smooth surface and enjoy a hands-free ride—or strap it into your harness and drive your partner wild. This dong is sculpted to include all the veins, balls, and skin texture of a real cock.
Made of body safe non-porous PVC, Mr. Mayor contains no fragrance, phthalates, paraffins, or latex. To clean, wash with soap and water or a toy cleaner, then let air-dry.
Free shipping on Canadian orders over $100. Flat-rate shipping is available for smaller orders and for US customers, with delivery in 1-10 business days. US orders include duties and taxes calculated at checkout. Every order ships in plain, unmarked packaging with no reference to contents, and you'll get a tracking link as soon as it's out the door.
Defective items are covered for 30 days, with select brands warrantied up to 15 years. Due to the personal nature of our products, items are final sale unless defective, no returns or exchanges.

Liquid silicone that feels startlingly real and never stiffens up.
Glides up and down for a realistic feel.
From veins to testicles, hard to tell from the real thing.



