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Slick, shiny, and built to go the distance—Dick Polish is the masturbation cream that always shows up when you need it most. This oil-based formula is designed to melt effortlessly at body temperature, creating a smooth, long-lasting glide that’s ideal for edging, gooning, or taking your time with some serious solo indulgence.
Crafted for extended sessions, Dick Polish doesn’t dry out or disappear halfway through the fun. It’s your ride-or-die lube that stays slick, keeps things friction-free, and leaves your skin feeling soft and polished.
Formulated with nourishing ingredients like Aloe Vera, Vitamin E, and Soybean Oil, this rich cream doesn’t just feel amazing—it cares for your skin while you play. But keep it solo: as an oil-based product, Dick Polish is not condom compatible.
Proudly made in Canada, Dick Polish is your go-to choice for premium solo pleasure.
Free shipping on Canadian orders over $100. Flat-rate shipping is available for smaller orders and for US customers, with delivery in 1-10 business days. US orders include duties and taxes calculated at checkout. Every order ships in plain, unmarked packaging with no reference to contents, and you'll get a tracking link as soon as it's out the door.
Defective items are covered for 30 days, with select brands warrantied up to 15 years. Due to the personal nature of our products, items are final sale unless defective, no returns or exchanges.
