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Lube on repeat.
Save 15%, every order.
Lube on repeat.
Save 15%, every order.
Riddle us this: what’s sexily flexible, super satisfying, and ready for harness, hand, or suction play? Answer: Doc Johnson’s Crystal Jellies 8.5" Cock & Balls Dildo. And yes, it deserves that round of applause!
Rainbow-bright, firm-yet-bendy, and detailed right down to the lifelike veins, this classic is a go-to for all kinds of penetration play. The tapered tip makes for smooth entry, the suction base keeps it steady for hands-free fun, and the sturdy O-ring–friendly base slips right into your favorite strap-on harness. Whether you’re exploring pegging, power play, or just want to go deep, it’s got you and your hot spots covered.
Made from phthalate-free, body-safe TPE that feels slick and springy, this Dildo is easy to clean with warm soapy water or toy cleaner and safe with any lube you love.
Free shipping on Canadian orders over $100. Flat-rate shipping is available for smaller orders and for US customers, with delivery in 1-10 business days. US orders include duties and taxes calculated at checkout. Every order ships in plain, unmarked packaging with no reference to contents, and you'll get a tracking link as soon as it's out the door.
Defective items are covered for 30 days, with select brands warrantied up to 15 years. Due to the personal nature of our products, items are final sale unless defective, no returns or exchanges.

For anyone who loves a wear-wolf kind of lover.
A unique shape based on tongue, not typical anatomy.
Textured like taste buds for a wild, fantasy feel.



