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Lube on repeat.
Save 15%, every order.
Lube on repeat.
Save 15%, every order.
Dive into new fantasies with this Creature Cocks Swamp Monster Dildo! Its mysterious shaft is textured with tiny bumps and scaly ridges. The long stem has a gentle curve for your penetrating pleasure and a soft pink head that blossoms like a bud from the tip of a green stem. At the base is a wide, flat top you can climb on and two shiny black glass orbs that seem to stare into your depths as you ride it!
Is it the face or the phallus? It's up to you as you enjoy the silky smooth smoothness of premium silicone as you plunge it deeper into your own wet, mossy swamps. Completely phthalate-free, it is body safe to use with water-based lubricants. The base is also compatible with a strapon harness for those of you who want to share the fantasy and get strapped in!
Or ride solo; the sturdy suction cup base lets you enjoy hands-free! When playtime is over, wash the dildo with warm water and soap and use a toy cleaner to clean it. Wipe clean and store in a cool, dark place out of direct sunlight.
Free shipping on Canadian orders over $100. Flat-rate shipping is available for smaller orders and for US customers, with delivery in 1-10 business days. US orders include duties and taxes calculated at checkout. Every order ships in plain, unmarked packaging with no reference to contents, and you'll get a tracking link as soon as it's out the door.
Defective items are covered for 30 days, with select brands warrantied up to 15 years. Due to the personal nature of our products, items are final sale unless defective, no returns or exchanges.

For anyone who loves a wear-wolf kind of lover.
A unique shape based on tongue, not typical anatomy.
Textured like taste buds for a wild, fantasy feel.



