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Lube on repeat.
Save 15%, every order.
Lube on repeat.
Save 15%, every order.
Unleash your darkest desires with the Count Cockula Silicone Dildo, a terrifying Dracula-themed dong designed to drive your fantasies wild. Featuring a grooved head that looks like a brain, a textured bulge at the corona, and veiny shaft, this dildo provides sensational stimulation. The bat wings that fold along the length of the shaft and spikes along the base add an extra layer of spine-chilling pleasure. Its strong suction cup base is perfect for hands-free enjoyment on any flat surface, and it fits comfortably with compatible harnesses for strap on or pegging adventures.
Made from luxurious, phthalate-free silicone, it’s soft on the outside and firm inside.
Always use with water-based lubricants for the best experience.
Free shipping on Canadian orders over $100. Flat-rate shipping is available for smaller orders and for US customers, with delivery in 1-10 business days. US orders include duties and taxes calculated at checkout. Every order ships in plain, unmarked packaging with no reference to contents, and you'll get a tracking link as soon as it's out the door.
Defective items are covered for 30 days, with select brands warrantied up to 15 years. Due to the personal nature of our products, items are final sale unless defective, no returns or exchanges.

For anyone who loves a wear-wolf kind of lover.
A unique shape based on tongue, not typical anatomy.
Textured like taste buds for a wild, fantasy feel.



