Looking for a weenie to put in that linguine? You've come to the right place! What? Why are you looking at me funny? Weenies are a totally normal thing to put in linguine.
Even if you don't believe us, how can you deny how awesome this Weenie Linguine Pasta is? The Weenie Linguine Pasta is a delicious penis pasta that you can dress any way you like, just like regular pasta. (and just like regular penises?) Surprise the bachelorette by serving her favorite pasta dish ... with a twist.
The boxes of Weenie Linguine are a bit smaller than the normal boxes of pasta you buy at the supermarket, but what they lack in size they more than make up for in... penis-ness. If you want to make a recipe that all the girls at your party can eat, you may want to buy more than one box.
Returns & Exchanges
Items are final sale unless defective.
We do not accept returns or exchanges on adult products or intimate wear for hygiene reasons.
If your item arrives damaged or stops working within 30 days, contact us to arrange a replacement. Select products may also be covered by extended manufacturer warranties.
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Returns & Exchanges Policy.
Shipping
Little Sister’s offers discreet shipping across Canada, with free shipping on orders over $150 or a $25 flat fee. All packages are sent in plain, unmarked boxes for privacy.
Orders are typically processed quickly, but delivery times vary depending on your location. You will be provided with tracking information once the item is ready to ship.
U.S. shipping is currently suspended, but Pickup for U.S. visitors is still available; simply change your address to our store address when checking out.
Within the Lower Mainland, same-day delivery is possible for orders made before 12:00PM, through Trexity. All other orders will typically arrive through Canada Post within 1 to 7 days.
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