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Lube on repeat.
Save 15%, every order.
Lube on repeat.
Save 15%, every order.
Here’s a thirst trap that will actually leave you hydrated! Soak it in and fill ‘er up—the Fuck Flask discreet water bottle stroker will keep you feeling refreshed anytime or anywhere! Crafted to mimic the appearance of a modern, reusable water bottle—this on-demand hydration station is designed with your privacy in mind and will effortlessly blend into almost any setting, leaving no trace of suspicion. Whether it is on a nightstand or under the bed, in a suitcase or the trunk of a car, the Fuck Flask is the discreet stroker you have been longing for.
No more prying eyes or raised eyebrows!
The super-realistic pussy is exactly what you came for! It features an intricate interior tunnel lined with pleasure nubs and ribs that will rock your cock! Made with our signature Fanta Flesh® material, the Fuck Flask stroker looks and feels better than the real thing! The lid features a flip-top suction control valve that allows you to control the airflow. Like it fast? The built in thumb ring on the lid allows you to slide your thumb through for an easy no-slip grip, and makes carrying it a breeze.
• HIDE YOUR STROKER IN PLAIN SIGHT! The sleek, modern water bottle design blends into almost any setting, leaving no trace of suspicion!
• SUPER-SOFT REALISTIC SLEEVE Life-like Fanta Flesh® material offers ultimate sensations.
• FLIP-TOP SUCTION CONTROL LID Open or close the cap to control suction level.
• INTRICATE TUNNEL DESIGN Lined with pleasure nubs and ribs that are designed to give you maximum satisfaction!
• CONVENIENT FINGER RING This ergonomic feature makes one-handed stroking a breeze!
Free shipping on Canadian orders over $100. Flat-rate shipping is available for smaller orders and for US customers, with delivery in 1-10 business days. US orders include duties and taxes calculated at checkout. Every order ships in plain, unmarked packaging with no reference to contents, and you'll get a tracking link as soon as it's out the door.
Defective items are covered for 30 days, with select brands warrantied up to 15 years. Due to the personal nature of our products, items are final sale unless defective, no returns or exchanges.

Small enough to stroke on the go.
Change up sensation so no stroke feels the same.
One shape that moves and fits most anatomy.



