{"title":"Fuck Machines- New Arrivals","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"lovense-mini-sex-machine","title":"Lovense Mini Sex Machine","description":"\u003cp data-end=\"342\" data-start=\"0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eApp-controlled compact versatile sex machine - Precision. Power. Play—Redefined. \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e\u003cspan\u003eMeet the Lovense Mini Sex Machine — a compact powerhouse that brings interactive, hands-free pleasure with precision and safety in mind. Engineered for smooth performance and maximum versatility, this lightweight machine delivers up to 260 powerful, quiet strokes per minute while staying under a discreet 60dB.\u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"673\" data-start=\"344\"\u003eCompatible with any \u003ca rel=\"noopener\" href=\"https:\/\/stagshop.com\/collections\/vac-u-lock-by-doc-johnson\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eVac-U-Lock attachment\u003c\/a\u003e, the Mini Sex Machine is fully adjustable in height, angle, and stroke length (3–7.5cm), letting you find the perfect setup for any position. Built for convenience, it's 70% lighter than the original Lovense Sex Machine and far easier to assemble—making it ideal for beginners or travel.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"967\" data-start=\"675\"\u003eDesigned for ultimate interactivity, it syncs with Lovense devices like Calor, Max 2, and Solace, responding to your partner’s movements for a connected, immersive experience. Safety is prioritized with features like an emergency stop, gradual speed ramp-up, and automatic resistance shutoff.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp data-end=\"342\" data-start=\"0\"\u003e\u003cstrong\u003eKey Features: \u003c\/strong\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"342\" data-start=\"0\"\u003eApp-Control – explore limitless possibilities with Bluetooth connectivity through the Lovense App. Lovense Mini Sex Machine can control or be controlled by other toys. Sync toys for long-distance intimacy\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"342\" data-start=\"0\"\u003ePowerful \u0026amp; Quiet – Delivers up to 260 strokes per minute at just 60dB noise level\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"342\" data-start=\"0\"\u003eLightweight Design – easy to store and take with you anywhere \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"342\" data-start=\"0\"\u003eEffortless Setup – Simplified assembly and adjustment rated easy by 3x more users\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"342\" data-start=\"0\"\u003eAdjustable \u0026amp; Versatile – Offers customizable height, angle, and stroke length (3–7.5cm)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"342\" data-start=\"0\"\u003e\n\u003ca href=\"https:\/\/stagshop.com\/collections\/vac-u-lock-by-doc-johnson\" rel=\"noopener\" target=\"_blank\"\u003eVac-U-Lock Compatible\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003c\/a\u003e– Works with a wide range of popular attachments\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"342\" data-start=\"0\"\u003eInteractive Connectivity – Syncs with Calor, Max 2, and Solace for real-time feedback and mutual play\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"342\" data-start=\"0\"\u003eEmergency Stop – Red button instantly powers off the machine for safety\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"342\" data-start=\"0\"\u003eGradual Speed Increase – Smooth acceleration prevents sudden intensity spikes\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"342\" data-start=\"0\"\u003eResistance Detection – Auto shutoff if excessive resistance is encountered for user protection\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli data-end=\"342\" data-start=\"0\"\u003ePerfect for Solo or Partnered Play – Take control or let your partner command the session remotely\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eiPhone\/iPad Air\/iPad Mini\/iPod Touch iOS 9.0 and later\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAndroid 4.3 and later (with Bluetooth 4.0 enabled)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eMac (with Bluetooth 4.0 enabled)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWindows PC (needs a Lovense USB Bluetooth Adapter to connect)\n\u003cp\u003e \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e1-Year Warranty\u003c\/strong\u003e\u003cbr\u003eAll Lovense products carry a 1-year warranty against defects in materials and faulty workmanship. If your product is defective, please follow the instructions provided on their\u003cspan\u003e \u003c\/span\u003e\u003ca rel=\"noopener noreferrer\" href=\"https:\/\/www.lovense.com\/warranty\" tabindex=\"0\" target=\"_blank\"\u003ewebsite\u003c\/a\u003e. A receipt or other proof of purchase is needed to validate the date of purchase for a warranty claim.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cstrong\u003e**Please note that warranty is ONLY valid with the original box and serial number. 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Created by certified sex expert, Alicia Sinclair, we crafted a state-of-the-art sex machine that places luxury, versatility, and adaptability to advancement in technology at the forefront to give a world class, euphoric experience.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"e-1673321743331\" class=\"element-wrap\" data-label=\"Heading\" data-key=\"heading\" data-atomgroup=\"element\" data-icon=\"gpicon-heading\" data-ver=\"2\" data-id=\"1673321743331\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"elm text-edit gf-elm-center gf-elm-center-lg gf-elm-center-md gf-elm-center-sm gf-elm-center-xs\" data-gemlang=\"en\" data-exc=\"\"\u003e\n\u003ch2 class=\"gf_gs-text-heading-2\"\u003eMount Up for Comfort\u003c\/h2\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003cdiv id=\"e-1673321793594\" class=\"element-wrap\" data-label=\"Text Block\" data-key=\"text-block\" data-atomgroup=\"element\" data-icon=\"gpicon-textblock\" data-ver=\"1\" data-id=\"1673321793594\"\u003e\n\u003cdiv class=\"elm text-edit gf-elm-left gf_gs-text-paragraph-1 gf-elm-center-lg gf-elm-center-md gf-elm-center-sm gf-elm-center-xs\" data-gemlang=\"en\" data-exc=\"\"\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eHailed as \"the ultimate vibrator\" by Men's Health, The Cowgirl Sex Machine is an innovative sex toy for solo and couples' play. Designed with comfort and compatibility in mind, this saddle shaped vibrator is padded for pleasure to make your raunchy rodeo realistic and luxurious. Angled for ergonomic support, this sex machine supports all bodies and keeps you positioned for the optimal experience of a euphoric ride.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eControl vibration and rotation independently\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e6 Vibrating Patterns, 360 Degrees of Swivel Rotation, and up to 6500 RPM of Vibrations\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eChic designed, saddle seat lined with vegan leather for easy cleaning\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eSlip resistant silicone base for stable rides and surface scratch prevention\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFully controllable sex saddle with corded remote or smartphone app functionality\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e\n\u003c\/div\u003e","brand":"The Cowgirl","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":49347550085355,"sku":"TC3242","price":4124.95,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0994\/8600\/files\/tc3242-a.png?v=1788558523"},{"product_id":"the-unicorn-premium-riding-sex-machine","title":"THE UNICORN PREMIUM RIDING SEX MACHINE","description":"\u003cp\u003eThis Special Edition Unicorn Premium sex machine is a new design on our classic Cowgirl. Featuring 2 fun fantasy attachments, saddle up for your next ride into euphoria with penetrative and non-penetrative stimulation.\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe Unicorn Premium Sex Machine has all your favorite features of The Cowgirl: 6500 RPM of ultra powerful vibrations, 360 swivel rotation, a slip-resistant silicone base, and made entirely of premium, vegan leather. But this 5 piece set includes even more. \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFeaturing a corded LED remote, detachable rainbow tail flogger, and an ethereal skies floor mat to help contain all the powerful vibrations from this supercharged sex machine. 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